This blog is all about our family farm! It'll have pictures, jokes and funny, true stories! A new post will (hopefully) be posted every other week. You don't want to miss any of these hilarious posts! :)
Wednesday, 7 December 2016
Monday, 28 November 2016
MY MONSTER BUCK!!!!!!!
You know the best hunting is when you go out and sit for a half an hour then, BAM!!!
Howdy to all the hunters, farmers, and normal people! I hope that deer season was fun and successful for you! (The hunters out there.) There's nothing like sitting out in a stand with a tee shirt. 😊
What hunters have to put up with.......
1. Squirrels....... Must I say more?
How I got my MONSTER buck!!!!
Opening morning my dad put me in a hay bale stand by the hwy, knowing that I wouldn't shoot at the road. (Which would be really dumb.)
HOLD IT! We are going to pause this story! If you don't know what a hay bale stand is, its pretty much a hay bale wrapped at the top with fabric and you sit on top. They are really comfortable.
Ok, ACTION!
It was dark, and I was bored. Luckily for me I had my phone which had a few books on it. As I was sitting there reading, my phone buzzed. Mom text me, wondering how it was going. At this time it was probably around 7:30, 7: 40. So, I talked to her for a bit, constantly checking the field for deer. I just happened to look up when I saw it, the buck of my dreams! Walking on the edge of the woods. I threw my phone and knocked my cap off. (I have a problem about hitting the scoop with the bill of my cap, it hurts!) It was trotting, I knew it was on the move, I thought I saw a nice 8 point rack, my heart was pounding. I literally said, "It's a buck, it's buck!!!" I pulled up my gun, and it walked behind a hay bale. "Stink! " I thought to myself , I sat there for like 2 seconds when it came out from behind. I didn't even think to point the gun ahead of it so it would walk into the bullet and BAM! It kept trotting, my first thought was, "I'm not losing this one!!" I quickly levered one in the chamber and pulled up. It spun and faced me, I aimed for the middle of the chest, it moved when I shot, and down it went. I watched it for a while in disbelief . "I got a buck, I GOT A BUCK!!!" I told myself a few times, trying to believe it! I got it on the go, even! I was so excited, I clapped and did a little jig in my stand. Then I texted mom, my hands were shaking so bad that the my cell almost flew out of my hands! Then I texted dad, "I got a buck!" And he responded, "Keep an eye on it." I looked at my buck, that was lying there dead, and was frustrated. I knew it was dead, that it wasn't going any where. Then he texted me, "Can you see it?" I looked at my buck thinking, "Yes! I can see it, I also can see that it ISNT going any where!" But, because I didn't really want to be in trouble, all I said was, " Its down, and pretty sure it's dead. "
So, then I'm talking to myself, doing a few jigs, and thanking God for my buck! All the while waiting for dad to come. Pretty soon I was getting angry. I REALLY wanted to see how big it was REALLY bad! I was arguing with my wonderful father in my head, I wanted him here and now! (Oh! I should say that him and Luke were at the other end of the field.) Finally, after winning my argument in my head, I texted him. "PLEASE GET OVER HERE! I really want to see how big my buck is!!" Believe it or not, that worked, him and Luke came over. Daddy was all confused, he asked where my buck was. I said by the woods. He looked at me funny and then said, "Grace, I don't see your deer" He was looking at the right hand side of the field. "Dad, it's over there." I pointed straight ahead from the stand. He hops in the truck and starts driving over there while I walked. "I didn't expect you to shoot this way." He commented as he drove. So, then I told him my story, briefly. As we get closer he looks at me, "Gracie, it's looking pretty small." Ok so, when I was in the stand I was beginning to have doubts, but I knew for sure it was a buck, the way it moved, it was a buck.
Before I spoil anything would you guys like to see a picture of my monster buck???
Yup, my monster buck. Sad, isn't it?? I was so bummed and mad! Oh well, at least I got something! :)
Luke got a really nice buck and a big doe!
He was really happy!
Becca also got a big doe!
You know what's really sad though? My siblings does were waaayyyyy bigger than my buck! Way bigger!!
Kayla got a cute, little doe, and my Grandpa got a nice buck! All in all, this year was a good year! :)
I had a ton of fun this year, sitting out in the stand wanting to kill every single squirrel I hear. Yup, good times. :)
That's all for this post! Have a great day!
Grace
Tuesday, 18 October 2016
Johnstons Riverview Farm Fall News
Good morning to all! And isn't fall wonderful so far!? I thought that it was going to be rainy the whole season, but halleluiah we have some nice days!
When people see nice days they think, "I can go for a walk! No jacket!" While I think, "Yes! I can dry clothes on the line!" Yeah, I know I have a laundry addiction, but anyways back to the news!
Today I don't have to much for you guys, so I'm throwing in Grace's Story Corner once again! Yaaaaahhhhh!!! (applause, applause, applause.) Thank you! I know you all loved it so much! (Even if you didn't like it, I probably still would have done it. :)
Now! To the story corner!!!!!!!!
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Grace's Story Corner!!
Ok, so my dad got a new car! It's a sweet ride compared to the other vehicles we have. Well, dad drove it to church and the we were going to go to my friend's house for lunch. I right away thought of a plan. Hey! Since mom drove the van, dad can ride with her while Bethany and I drive dad's new car! I thought that it was a great plan. I cleared it with dad, and Bethany's parents. I was so excited! I haven't drove anywhere with Bethany by myself before! I felt old and important, like a real 16 year old!
Anyways, we left the church earlier than our parents to get to Bethany's house. Boy, am I glad we did! The car over heated about two miles way from her house. My dad said I over heated the car, but I remember him saying , "Ignore the temperature gage, its sticking. It'll go on high, but then it'll go back down." Sure dad, it'll go back down!!! It just stopped accerating, so I pulled over and luckily for us Bethany's parents were right behind us, and so was the missionary. Uhg. My dad fixed it enough to drive it home that day. :) Every new driver needs to break down at least once!
This is reporter Lorraine G and today with me is Bethany Lobb. She'll be answering some questions for me today.
What were you feeling when you got into the car with this Grace person??
Thank you Bethany for answering my questions! This is Lorraine G, signing off!
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So, this year is the year for mice. Why? The acorns are less or if you do find one, it's hollow. Every- one is having mice problems, everyone! No one, I say NO ONE, likes mice, unless you have a pet mouse.
So, I thought that I'll give a few tips to keep mice out of your home!!
#1 Traps. The good old fashioned way!
#2 Mouse poison
# 3 Peppermint essential oil.
(Spiders don't like it either so, it kills two birds with one stone!)
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And last but not least..............................................
#4
Get a cat!! :)
Clover and enjoying sun and grass!!!
Just chilling on some very sharp rocks.
(The things you do for pictures!)
Over looking Jay Cook Park.
Anyways, we left the church earlier than our parents to get to Bethany's house. Boy, am I glad we did! The car over heated about two miles way from her house. My dad said I over heated the car, but I remember him saying , "Ignore the temperature gage, its sticking. It'll go on high, but then it'll go back down." Sure dad, it'll go back down!!! It just stopped accerating, so I pulled over and luckily for us Bethany's parents were right behind us, and so was the missionary. Uhg. My dad fixed it enough to drive it home that day. :) Every new driver needs to break down at least once!
This is reporter Lorraine G and today with me is Bethany Lobb. She'll be answering some questions for me today.
What were you feeling when you got into the car with this Grace person??
"Giddy and excited!"
What was your first thought when you noticed something was wrong?
"Oh no! What's wrong!?"
Did you feel safe when you where riding with her?
"Oh definitely!"
Did you wonder for the minute that you guys broke down, what heaven would be like?
"No. I was trying to be sensible and practical and remember what to do."
Was there any panicking or anything else??
"Maybe a little. A lot of laughing too. Maybe because it was a little funny and a bit of nerves and scary."
Thank you Bethany for answering my questions! This is Lorraine G, signing off!
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So, this year is the year for mice. Why? The acorns are less or if you do find one, it's hollow. Every- one is having mice problems, everyone! No one, I say NO ONE, likes mice, unless you have a pet mouse.
So, I thought that I'll give a few tips to keep mice out of your home!!
#1 Traps. The good old fashioned way!
#2 Mouse poison
# 3 Peppermint essential oil.
(Spiders don't like it either so, it kills two birds with one stone!)
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And last but not least..............................................
#4
Get a cat!! :)
Not only are they cute, but they'll have a purpose!! They will be ready to go in a few weeks! Their mom is a great mouser and their dad (Christopher) is a great king. I can't say much for a mousing, but he mostly plays with them. Or waits till Cheetah gets him one. :)
Ali and Peppy going for a ride!
Clover and enjoying sun and grass!!!
You, know when I started to write this post it was so nice out! You know, sunny, windy and warm!! But now, it's cold, rainy and windy! I'll never have a post that go with the weather! It's almost impossible! Oh well, that's life for you! :)
My Sunday School Hike!
So, hence the title I went on an hike to Jay Cook Park. It was so pretty!! So, here are a few pictures of it!
Ok, so, the first three pictures are of the dam.
Kaity on her thinking rock. :)Just chilling on some very sharp rocks.
(The things you do for pictures!)
Over looking Jay Cook Park.
Look at what I found!!! I found where the Smurfs live!!!!
Isn't it so cute!?
Ahh the beauty and freakiness! I was so stinking scared when I took this picture. I was on the swinging bridge. I did NOT want to look down, but I did for this picture. Now I can see and appreciate the beauty,but then...Nope!
Walking across the bridge. My wonderful sister Kaity would try to make it bounce and swing. Thanks you ever so much sister! You helped me find out that I am scared of heights!
It was a ton of fun! Like normal, if you have a group of country kids, you are going to find a crawdad hole and play with them. Yes, we tried to pick up the crawdads. I'm telling you though, it was crawdad heaven! You move a rock and there was one! I've never seen so many in my life! (Unless they are in Luke's trap.) Kaity was able to hold one for 1 second. She forgot to grab it behind the pinchers. Yup, she got a hold of the tail and it folded and pinched her! It was great! :)
Thanks for joining me today! Well, until next time, this is Grace and Buddy saying goodbye!
Wednesday, 12 October 2016
Good mornings!
There's nothing better then drinking a cup of coffee and doing your devotions early in the morning.
(Ok maybe there is!)
Every morning I waking up before dawn and read my Bible when every one is still sleeping. I feel like I can study without any distractions.
At lest that's what I thought. (Dramatic music with a dramatic pause.)
Satan tempts me every single morning. Why? Because he doesn't want me to worship God or to grow stronger in him! He will tempt me to finish that book I fell asleep on or to go onto Pinterest to look up sewing patterns. He'll try to tempt us with the things we like.
I saw this quote on Pinterest, I was inspired by it.
"Be the person that when you go to bed the devil is happy.
When you wake up he's worried,
and when you worship God, he flees"
James 4:7
Submit yourselves therefore to God.
Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
I try to act out this verse every day though it isn't easy but with God's help it is a little easier.
Ephesians 6:11
Put on the whole armor of God,
that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
Putting on the armor of God is when we pray and read his word!
Why do I do devotions in the morning? Well, really it helps me start out my day! When I miss a day of morning devotions I'm crabby. When I do morning devotions I have a challenge for that day! It could be love, joy, or peace.
Doing devotions at night doesn't really work for me because I can't really put what I learned to action because I'm sleeping. "Acton's speak louder then words."
Do what ever works for you though. If doing devotions at night work better write down what you learned so you can apply it the next day.:-)
I challenge you all to go to God every morning!! You need him to start your day right!
Well, bye for now!!
Grace
Monday, 19 September 2016
Johnstons Riverview Farm Update!
My eyes open partly as I swipe my alarm off on my phone. "A few more minutes, just a few." I said to myself as I roll over, snuggling down in my blankets. Then suddenly my morning changed with a leap and a bound. I listened to the weird sounding thing charging up the steps. Not just one , but two things. Then I hear Luke screaming, "NO! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!" And Becca groaning with the sound of her bed springs as she rolls over. I lift my head a little trying to figure out what hit them, then I heard Becca ,"Get off, down down!!!!" I was awake then, I just flung my blanket back when a black and white thing shot in my room, licked Ali and jumped on my bed, tail wagging a thousand miles per hour. She leaped to where I was on the bed and proceeded to wake me up by licking me anywhere there was skin showing. Before I knew it a small blur of black and white joined Missy on her mission. I was a goner. I had Buddy and Missy "waking me up." I jumped out of bed, dresses quickly and ran outside with my calf feeding sidekicks, Buddy and Missy at my side. Well, Missy is at my side, but Buddy is being pulled around by my pant leg.
You see every morning after waking us kids up he grabs my pants and I pull him around while I do chores. It's the only time He does it. Weird huh?
Hello and good morning to every one! I hope you guys have a wonderful alarm like we do! :)
Today I thought I'll talk about the progress of the cheese room. I know a lot of people have been asking us if we are making cheese yet. Unfortunately, we aren't . We are in the process of making the cheese room and getting every thing licensable. We have the room up, and tile in, but that is as all so far. The barn still needs to be cleaned out , but Lord willing, we can get it all done by 2017! If you have any questions you can message my mom on our farm facebook page or email me at askgracej@gmail.com
So, I am trying to figure out what to write about on my blog, because you know its hard to be creative! lol! :) I mean sure, I have a wild imagination , but I want to write about what you guys want to read about.
So, here's a list of ideas, and if you want to see something on here that isn't in the list let me know! Pick what you all would like to read about:
*Johnstons Riverview Farm News
*Dairy Recipes. (Yogurt, cheese, ect.)
*Diys
*Farm Tours
*A day in our life
*A little about us
*Hobby farm tips
*Farming from a teens perspective
I know this is a short post! Sorry about that, but I wanted to update everyone on the cheese making and ask about what ya'll want to read! If there is any changed to my blog you want me to make, just comment below to let me know! I want to make it enjoyable for you!
Thanks and God bless!!
Grace
Thursday, 8 September 2016
School Days are here
Well, I can finally write on here now that school is here.
"But, Grace, wouldn't it be harder to try to fit your blog in with school??"
Hahaha! That's what you think, the beauties of being homeschooled. You have time to do the things you want. Also, I do waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy better when there is a schedule. Do you guys do better with a schedule or do you guys just wing it??
Anyways, for this post, I'm going to skim over our summer with pictures! (Since nothing too exciting has happened lately.)
Wagon Ride!!!
This summer when people came to tour our beautiful, wonderfully fun, perfect farm, (wink) we gave them a hay ride! It was a lot of fun! We did it, probably close to ten times.
We did it once ourselves, you know, to test it! :)
Man! This looks like a cover to a music album.
Maybe Old McJerry had some crazy kids?? :)
Yeah, he does have some crazy kids.
And a crazy nephew! Hahaha! I love Austin's face!
Ok, I lied. Red and I rode on the wagon first. He loved it!
I'm not joking. Red was smiling!!! It was so funny!
Then the homeschool group came for a tour. That was a blast!!! The kids were so much fun and so well behaved! :) Unfortunately, I didn't get a picture of them on the wagon, but I did get some other pictures! :)
The culvert is the favorite thing! I even love playing in it! :)
They are trying the butter they made with some crackers!
A shout out to the two oldest kids who stuck it out and shook that jar the whole time!!! You guys deserve a pat on the back! :)
The latest hay ride was with our friends the Johnsons! That was a blast!
(Sorry for the bad picture, but I had to jump off of a moving wagon and continue to walk backwards, while trying not to run into the tractor. Yeah, I have cool skills. ;)
The fair is a veritable of smorgasboard orgasboard!!!
We were able to do a milking demo at the Floodwood Fair! Luke rode the cow and some kids were able to milk her.
Dad demonstrating how to milk by hand.
Thanks to Hope for being the demo! You are the best cow! Oh, and thanks for not getting out!
Let me explain.
"Would you like to milk the cow?" I asked, smiling at a little boy. He looked up and smiled. I opened the corner of the gate and he slipped in. After he milked I let him out, a huge grin on his face. Well, he wasn't the only one that wanted out. Hope followed right behind him and stuck her face between the gates. I slammed my shoulder on her head, trying in vain to push her back in. Dad grabbed her halter and pulled her too. We finally got her head back in the pen. Quickly, I shut the gates and put the pins in.
It wouldn't have been bad if that was the only time , but noooooo. It happened almost every time a person wanted out! The worst thing about it was, that there was a honey bee demo right across from her. Yeah, that could have been bad. I can see it now....
"Hello, this is Casey from the Floodwood News and today we bring you a land that is flowing with milk and honey. Literally. The cow named Hope, got out from the milking demo and headed straight for the honey bee stand. And folks, it is one sticky mess! This is Casey, your news reporter, signing off!"
(None of that report really happened, it's just my crazy imagination going wild.)
Are you ready to see something so cute........
It really is cute and quite funny really! :)
Buddy getting his bath! As you can tell by the water, he was one dirty puppy.
He has been getting so big!
Buddy with his cow.
Yeah, this didn't work that well. I was trying to take a picture with a picture frame. But Stardust kept moving. She wanted to eat the frame. Yeah, she's strange. :) (Btw, that's Becca's beautiful hand.)
Funniest Home Video, Losers!
Man! It seems like there is a lot of Becca and Dillybar on this blog.
Ahhh!!! Another picture of Becca! We've been riding Eclipse a lot. Becca has been doing good with working with her. :)
The newest members of the family are.........
Peppy, the pony!!! Ali has been dreaming about a horse for ever and now her dream has come true!
In mini size! She got a pony!!!!
Right away when he came, they were fast friends! He is with the calves, he wants to be friends, but they don't know what to think of him.
Kittens!
I noticed that Cheetah was in labor when our friends were over. My assumption correct. Becca came running out of the barn screaming , Cheetah had kittens!!!
(She does this every time Cheetah has another batch. Go ahead and look at past post about kittens.)
You know I'm getting pretty sick of talking about kittens. It seems like every time I write on here, there's a part about cats!! I feel bad for Cheetah........
Anyways that's all for this post! Thanks for reading and God bless!!!!
Grace
Wednesday, 27 July 2016
Why You Should Milk a Pig
Hello, I'm Becca and today I'll be talking to you about why you should milk a pig!!
These are the reasons why:
Because no one else will do it, it's challenging, and you get to try drinking pig milk and probably sell it for lots of money cause its rare for people to milk pigs! Not only that, but you also get to invent a 12 cup milker !! That way you get to bottle feed all the piglets !!!! Here's a picture of my invention:
What do you think ? I know, I know what your thinking...It's pretty sweet !! Although it sorta looks like a octopus (DONT JUDGE a person with excellent talent !!!):-) Also, you have to be talented, like me, to milk a pig. It's pretty tricky but once you do it, it gets easier! Also, why milk a cow when you can milk a pig?! Grandpa said that he will milk a pig when pigs fly, but why wait, 'cause that might take forever !!
"Becca!!! What are you doing on my computer!?!" Grace says as she walks up. "Gasp, BECCA!!!! What are you doing on my blog!?!? "
"Just adding a few adjustments" Becca said as she gave a scared chuckle.
Grace sat down next to her at the table. "What!? Why you should milk a pig!? This is ridiculous! You CAN'T milk a pig!"
"Yes, you can, I did it before!!" said Becca, still a little worried what Grace would say .
Grace glared at Becca and crossed her arms. "How? How much milk and how would you milk all of your pigs??"
"Ah, Didn't you see the 12 cup milker?"
"Yes." Grace answered skeptically
"Well, don't you see I don't have to hand milk anymore , and I wanted show people different mammals you can milk !" Becca looks up at Grace with a gleam in her eye, "Plus it could , dare I say it, go viral!!! I could be famous!!"
Grace rolled her eyes and muttered," That's what I'm afraid of."
Becca jumped up and down all excited.
Grace sighs, "I guess I can't stand in the way of making you famous a second time. Here let's turn this blog post back to my style. Want to help?"
"Sure!" Said Becca excitedly
Cows Wearing Hats!
DILLYBAR
Faith
"Just adding a few adjustments" Becca said as she gave a scared chuckle.
Grace sat down next to her at the table. "What!? Why you should milk a pig!? This is ridiculous! You CAN'T milk a pig!"
"Yes, you can, I did it before!!" said Becca, still a little worried what Grace would say .
Grace glared at Becca and crossed her arms. "How? How much milk and how would you milk all of your pigs??"
"Ah, Didn't you see the 12 cup milker?"
"Yes." Grace answered skeptically
"Well, don't you see I don't have to hand milk anymore , and I wanted show people different mammals you can milk !" Becca looks up at Grace with a gleam in her eye, "Plus it could , dare I say it, go viral!!! I could be famous!!"
Grace rolled her eyes and muttered," That's what I'm afraid of."
Becca jumped up and down all excited.
Grace sighs, "I guess I can't stand in the way of making you famous a second time. Here let's turn this blog post back to my style. Want to help?"
"Sure!" Said Becca excitedly
Cows Wearing Hats!
DILLYBAR
I'm ...........
Fabulous!!!
"Becca, I think your cow is a little vain."
"Well, you are full of complements"
Becca said as she rolled her eyes.
Grace glanced at her sister.
"Ummmm, Becca, why are you on here with your vain cow!?"
"For one, she is not vain, for second, I did some more touches to your blog!"
"Thanks Becca I really appreciate that. NOT!"
LIL'Red
Faith
When cows are wearing hats, they are soooooooooooooo cute!!!!
"Any comments Becca?? "
"Yes, they cute!!"
Hope!
"Yes, they cute!!"
Hope!
The fattest horse ever!
"Hahahaha!! Here's a funny picture of your fat horse , Becca! ""FAT!?!?!? she is not fat, she is just.... fluffy. " Becca said as she crosses her arms and glares at Grace
"Besides your horse has really creepy eyes !!!"
"Hey! It's not my fault that I forgot to turn off the flash!"
Becca turns to Grace, "Uhhhh, yeah it is."
"Becca, why is there a picture of YOUR pig???" Grace stared at Becca
"Well, because we need just one picture of the piglets milking her "Becca commented.
" That's a really nice picture Grace!" Becca praised
"Thanks! Eclipse looks really good too! But, you know what they say, that its the photographer that makes the picture perfect." Grace said as she pointed her figure at herself.
"OK, now your just bragging, I can take amazing pictures !!"
"A huh" Grace says doubtfully.
Thank you so much for reading this strange post! We have been working on this for months! (Its hard to get Becca to sit down and type!)
"Yah, she is right. It takes a really strong pig to hold me down and type. besides milking pigs is a lot more fun than typing. Well, see ya'll later!"
Thanks you Becca for helping me with this post!!!
"Yah, she is right. It takes a really strong pig to hold me down and type. besides milking pigs is a lot more fun than typing. Well, see ya'll later!"
Thanks you Becca for helping me with this post!!!
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